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  • We had an issue with background services between march 10th and 15th or there about. This meant the payment services were not linking to automatic upgrades. If you paid for premium membership and are still seeing ads please let me know and the email you used against PayPal and I cam manually verify and upgrade your account.
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  • Wwe are currently experience some server issues which I am working through and hoping to resolve soon, Please bare with me whilst I work through making some changes and possible intermittent outages.
  • Apologies all our server was runing rogue. I managed to get us back to a point from 2:45 today though there is an attachment issue i will fix shortly. Things should be smooth now though

PJ

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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with Saint Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood
curdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter,"it's only someone having the
holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling
screams."Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry,"says St. Peter, "she's just having her head drilled to fit
the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that."
 

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