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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with Saint Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood
curdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter,"it's only someone having the
holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling
screams."Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry,"says St. Peter, "she's just having her head drilled to fit
the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that."
 

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