A husband and wife were in the airport carpark with a bag of animals they wanted to sneak out of the country.
The husband grabbed a python out of the bag wrapped it around his waist, put a jumper on over the top and said to his wife,
“This is what I’m going to take.”
After reaching into the bag and pulling out a skunk he said to his wife,
“This is what you’re taking, you can put it in your panties.”
His wife responded, “What about the smell? “
To which he replied, “If it dies, it dies.”
The husband grabbed a python out of the bag wrapped it around his waist, put a jumper on over the top and said to his wife,
“This is what I’m going to take.”
After reaching into the bag and pulling out a skunk he said to his wife,
“This is what you’re taking, you can put it in your panties.”
His wife responded, “What about the smell? “
To which he replied, “If it dies, it dies.”