Friday funny even though it's not friday yet.

The Fonz

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Friday funny even though it's not friday yet.

BAD NEWS ABOUT BEER

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one
hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:


>>1) Gained weight.

>>2) Talked excessively without making sense.

>>3) Became overly emotional.

>>4) Couldn't drive.

>>5) Failed to think rationally.

>>6) Argued over nothing.

>>7) Had to sit down while urinating.

>>8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.


No further testing was considered necessary.
 

Dan

Kim Jong Dan
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Friday funny even though it's not friday yet.

damn!!!!

How true
 
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Guest

Guest
Friday funny even though it's not friday yet.

Lol.

My wife must be drunk 24 hours a day then.
 

Garts

First Grader
Friday funny even though it's not friday yet.

seen that one a while back, its funny because it is true.
 

Matabele

Journey Man
Friday funny even though it's not friday yet.

Drink it for long enough and you start to develop boobs too.
 

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