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George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he opens the floor to questions. One little boy puts up his hand and George W. asks him what his name is.

"Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions Mr President. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George W. informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George W. says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George W. points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions Mr President. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f**k happened to Billy?"
 

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