Has anyone ever heard anything funnier than this. This bloke has been a blight on the political landscape for decades, this moment is priceless, a perfect symmetry to the world is momentarily restored.
Fred Nile's staff have been doing research
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ManlyBacker
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Give us the juicy stuff SER8! I had to search for this.
Priceless lmao. I can see the next instalment: "I have spoken to God and he has forgiven me"
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NSW MP Fred Nile has been told by parliamentary officials that no pornography was viewed using his offical computer login.
The Reverend Nile, of the Christian Democrat Party, said a report this morning from the Clerk of Parliament had found "there's been nothing viewed on 'cfnile' (his computer identity) dealing with anything related to pornography. In fact, the items that are showing are called pop-ups."
A report by the Department of Parliamentary Services showed his computers had accessed porn sites up to 200,000 times.
But speaking at a press conference today, Mr Nile said his staff had visited the websites of the Australian Sex Party and the Eros Foundation to see if these sites contained links to hardcore porn.
One staff member, a part-time researcher, uses Mr Nile's personal login name and password.
He was aware that his staffers were looking up websites to conduct research to inform his party's campaign against the Australian Sex Party and any legislation in Parliament relating to internet filters, he said.
The staffers only needed a "few seconds" on each site to ascertain the type of material it contained and did not watch entire films or movies.
"I have not had my staff in there perving over a pornographic film," he said.
"He's just viewed the site to see what type of material is on the site and then switched it off.
"I was aware they were doing it but they haven't shown it to me and they just simply use that information to draft research documents and speeches for me."
Mr Nile has asked the department to investigate the logins assigned to his two full-time staff members.
The Australian Federal Police will be asked to investigate if any of the three computers in Mr Nile's parliamentary office were hacked to explain the large number of hits.
Mr Nile said he had never in his life viewed pornography.
Priceless lmao. I can see the next instalment: "I have spoken to God and he has forgiven me"
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NSW MP Fred Nile has been told by parliamentary officials that no pornography was viewed using his offical computer login.
The Reverend Nile, of the Christian Democrat Party, said a report this morning from the Clerk of Parliament had found "there's been nothing viewed on 'cfnile' (his computer identity) dealing with anything related to pornography. In fact, the items that are showing are called pop-ups."
A report by the Department of Parliamentary Services showed his computers had accessed porn sites up to 200,000 times.
But speaking at a press conference today, Mr Nile said his staff had visited the websites of the Australian Sex Party and the Eros Foundation to see if these sites contained links to hardcore porn.
One staff member, a part-time researcher, uses Mr Nile's personal login name and password.
He was aware that his staffers were looking up websites to conduct research to inform his party's campaign against the Australian Sex Party and any legislation in Parliament relating to internet filters, he said.
The staffers only needed a "few seconds" on each site to ascertain the type of material it contained and did not watch entire films or movies.
"I have not had my staff in there perving over a pornographic film," he said.
"He's just viewed the site to see what type of material is on the site and then switched it off.
"I was aware they were doing it but they haven't shown it to me and they just simply use that information to draft research documents and speeches for me."
Mr Nile has asked the department to investigate the logins assigned to his two full-time staff members.
The Australian Federal Police will be asked to investigate if any of the three computers in Mr Nile's parliamentary office were hacked to explain the large number of hits.
Mr Nile said he had never in his life viewed pornography.
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If you have seen his missus you wouldn't blame him for logging on to porn sites 200,000 times. He must have pulled his dick clean off by now after that many times.
Brookie4eva
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That's my excuse too, I'm just researching all the bad, bad stuff on the internet, so I can be disgusted at how bad it is.  😉
Utility Player
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I allways though Fred had his hand on it, this just confirms it.
Let's just change his name to
Fred "Tugger" Nile
Fred "Tugger" Nile
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