Foetal Position

[COMMANDER]

I am in one.

Underneath my bed.

Rocking back and forth.

Fingers in both ears.

"LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA".

 

[Top End Eagle]

Paseka and Lane were excellent. That's all I have.

 

[Bubbler]

Hold my breath as I wish for death!!!

 

[Chip and Chase]

I've found drinking helps. Take a swig every time Marty drops the ball, every time we give away a stupid penalty on the 4th or 5th tackle as opposition come out of their end, every time DCE kicks out on the full, every time Uate drops a bomb or lets it bounce, every time Jake looks like he's about to cry, every time Cartwright has the thousand yard stare going in the box, every time Api throws a rainbow, every time ......well you get the idea. Before you know it the sun's coming up and you can't remember anything about the game.

 

[BoomStickBarbie]

Go the esky out with broken hand 4- 6 weeks.
Crocker might be the year
M wright HIA may miss next week
DCE possible eye gouge last tackle of the game. Maybe a few weeks
Hastings banished. Plus siro the tounge and the rest and we are totally **** and screwed

We have about 18-19 player available next week v the chooks. This will be great

 

[The '47ers]

I am in one.

Underneath my bed.

Rocking back and forth.

Fingers in both ears.

"LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA".

How are you typing then?! Ohhhh never mind!

 

[Supreme Leader]

Any recommendations on what I should start drinking for the rest of the season. Worst part was my mates drinking through the game laughing and I had to watch without a drink! Shattered

 

[wombatgc]

I've found drinking helps. Take a swig every time Marty drops the ball, every time we give away a stupid penalty on the 4th or 5th tackle as opposition come out of their end, every time DCE kicks out on the full, every time Uate drops a bomb or lets it bounce, every time Jake looks like he's about to cry, every time Cartwright has the thousand yard stare going in the box, every time Api throws a rainbow, every time ......well you get the idea. Before you know it the sun's coming up and you can't remember anything about the game.

You'd do a bottle of Beam on the Cartwright stare alone!

 

[BoomStickBarbie]

Any recommendations on what I should start drinking for the rest of the season. Worst part was my mates drinking through the game laughing and I had to watch without a drink! Shattered

I find tequila and absinthe help alot with the not remem......... what are we talking about and where am I????

 

[MadMarcus]

I've found drinking helps. Take a swig every time Marty drops the ball, every time we give away a stupid penalty on the 4th or 5th tackle as opposition come out of their end, every time DCE kicks out on the full, every time Uate drops a bomb or lets it bounce, every time Jake looks like he's about to cry, every time Cartwright has the thousand yard stare going in the box, every time Api throws a rainbow, every time ......well you get the idea. Before you know it the sun's coming up and you can't remember anything about the game.

I call bull****. If you actually took a swig every time any of those things happened you would surely be dead.

 

[Jerry1]

I call bull****. If you actually took a swig every time any of those things happened you would surely be dead.

Except that vomiting every time the refs blues clears you out a bit.

 

[eagle40]

Go the esky out with broken hand 4- 6 weeks.
Crocker might be the year
M wright HIA may miss next week
DCE possible eye gouge last tackle of the game. Maybe a few weeks
Hastings banished. Plus siro the tounge and the rest and we are totally **** and screwed

We have about 18-19 player available next week v the chooks. This will be great

Phew, that’s good we only need 17, we can send another 2 back to Reggie’s for the year.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Well we haven’t got opposition supporters feeling sorry for us yet, so I’m still “ semi foetal “!!

 

[NYEagle]

I am in one.

Underneath my bed.

Rocking back and forth.

Fingers in both ears.

"LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA".

Thank oh I completely understand how you feel, and I feel exactly the same way.

We have a team coached by the most soft, inept, passionless human being in history. All he does in make excuses I am completely sick of it.

We have the refereees week by week working against us. It is obviously to me the NRL are in their ear to influence matches. I have absolutely no doubt.

We have a squad torn to pieces by an NRL witch hunt so we will be busted and undermanned for the next two years.

How could we possible feel any other way. Manly are on a fast track to ruin.

NYEagle

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Thank oh I completely understand how you feel, and I feel exactly the same way.

We have a team coached by the most soft, inept, passionless human being in history. All he does in make excuses I am completely sick of it.

We have the refereees week by week working against us. It is obviously to me the NRL are in their ear to influence matches. I have absolutely no doubt.

We have a squad torn to pieces by an NRL witch hunt so we will be busted and undermanned for the next two years.

How could we possible feel any other way. Manly are on a fast track to ruin.

NYEagle

And isn’t Greenslime loving it!!

 

[niccipops]

Barrett said Lyall, and MickeyMouse may be considered for next week.😉
It's as ridiculous as it could get.

 

[Nice Beaver]

The slimy bald c*&t in charge of the NRL has had me slowly but surely disengaging from NRL footy for about 18 months now.

So as sad as it is (on reflection) I find myself just shrugging my shoulders at this now.

League is truly losing me at the moment,which is making it easier to swallow this s&*t being served up right now.

I wish I could feel more passionate about it all at the moment, but I just can't get as riled up as I used to.

 

[LittleSnake]

Don't forget tafua's broken collarbone, Brad parkers knee, Lussick leaving, Hastings relegated, Myles the **** bag and two spots still to fill...

 

[BoomStickBarbie]

Well we haven’t got opposition supporters feeling sorry for us yet, so I’m still “ semi foetal “!!

I thought you'd only be foetal #nextweek

 

[BoomStickBarbie]

Don't forget tafua's broken collarbone, Brad parkers knee, Lussick leaving, Hastings relegated, Myles the **** bag and two spots still to fill...

Don't we look like a sorry bunch?
The great Bozo we meant to fix the mess but he has only caused more.
No way out and the fans need to suffer....
#notmymanly