Fave Lawyer Joke

[Hopium]

I've always liked:

Q:What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of Sydney Harbour?

A: A good start.


Simple and very poignant... what's everyone's fave?? I know you all hate lawyers.

 

[Dan]

Mine was actually the same.

I also saw a good larson cartoon I think it was

It was the devil and he was saying

Lawyers over there........

and everyone went over there

 

[Hopium]

Rowan Atkinson Live...

He played the Devil... similar joke...

Read out the list "Thieves, over there... and, yes, lawyers, if you could join them too... thankyou."

 

[Dan]

yeah i remember that. He did the same scetch on live aid i think

 

[Hopium]

Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of poo?

A: The bucket.

So much respect for the legal profession LOL...

 

[Dan]

can we do nerd jokes

Q: what did one computer say to the other?

A: 1000100011101100101101


oh just so funny

 

[fLIP]

:roll:

 

[Fluffy]

there are 10 types of people in this world, thos who can read binary and those who cant