Fave Lawyer Joke

Hopium

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I've always liked:

Q:What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of Sydney Harbour?

A: A good start.


Simple and very poignant... what's everyone's fave?? I know you all hate lawyers.
 
Mine was actually the same.

I also saw a good larson cartoon I think it was

It was the devil and he was saying

Lawyers over there........

and everyone went over there
 
Rowan Atkinson Live...

He played the Devil... similar joke...

Read out the list "Thieves, over there... and, yes, lawyers, if you could join them too... thankyou."
 
yeah i remember that. He did the same scetch on live aid i think
 
Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of poo?

A: The bucket.

So much respect for the legal profession LOL...
 
can we do nerd jokes

Q: what did one computer say to the other?

A: 1000100011101100101101


oh just so funny
 

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