Fave Lawyer Joke

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  1. Hopium

    By:HopiumDec 16, 2004
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    I've always liked:

    Q:What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of Sydney Harbour?

    A: A good start.


    Simple and very poignant... what's everyone's fave?? I know you all hate lawyers.
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanDec 16, 2004
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    Mine was actually the same.

    I also saw a good larson cartoon I think it was

    It was the devil and he was saying

    Lawyers over there........

    and everyone went over there
     
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    By:HopiumDec 16, 2004
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    Rowan Atkinson Live...

    He played the Devil... similar joke...

    Read out the list "Thieves, over there... and, yes, lawyers, if you could join them too... thankyou."
     
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    yeah i remember that. He did the same scetch on live aid i think
     
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    By:HopiumDec 16, 2004
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    Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of poo?

    A: The bucket.

    So much respect for the legal profession LOL...
     
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    By:DanDec 16, 2004
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    can we do nerd jokes

    Q: what did one computer say to the other?

    A: 1000100011101100101101


    oh just so funny
     
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    By:fLIPDec 16, 2004
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    :roll:
     
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    By:FluffyDec 16, 2004
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    there are 10 types of people in this world, thos who can read binary and those who cant
     
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