Fannie Green

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  1. clontaago

    By:clontaagoJul 13, 2006
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    A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has

    been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green

    every week for the last month."

    The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail

    Mary's'."

    Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months

    since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week

    for

    the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie

    Green?"

    "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.

    "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."

    The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon

    when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall

    upon

    her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the

    Altar.

    Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green

    shoes.

    The priest and altar boy gasp as the

    woman sits down with her Legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

    The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks,"Is that Fannie

    Green?"

    The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her

    shoes."

    :roll:
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanJul 14, 2006
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    nice one
     
  3. Canteen Worker

    By:Canteen WorkerJul 14, 2006
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    Is Fanny Green related to Theresa????
     
  4. Nutzcraw

    By:NutzcrawJul 14, 2006
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    By:Canteen WorkerJul 14, 2006
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    Theresa Green!!!! Say it slowly!!!!
     
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