First Grader
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has
been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green
every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail
Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months
since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week
for
the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie
Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall
upon
her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the
Altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green
shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the
woman sits down with her Legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks,"Is that Fannie
Green?"
The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her
shoes."
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been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green
every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail
Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months
since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week
for
the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie
Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall
upon
her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the
Altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green
shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the
woman sits down with her Legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks,"Is that Fannie
Green?"
The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her
shoes."
:roll:
