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Fannie Green

clontaago

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A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has

been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green

every week for the last month."

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail

Mary's'."

Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months

since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week

for

the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie

Green?"

"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.

"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon

when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall

upon

her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the

Altar.

Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green

shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp as the

woman sits down with her Legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks,"Is that Fannie

Green?"

The altar boy replies, "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her

shoes."

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