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Elton John breaks up with husband

PJ

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Did you guys here that Elton John has broken up with his husband…..apparently he was having sex behind Elton’s back!
 

The Fonz

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**** that sounded really bad. For the record, i didn't suggest he try it on me.
 

PJ

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lol ...speaking of all things gay Daffid the only gay guy in the village will be back next week on Little Britton on ABC (for all of us that don't get Foxtel)- fcuk I love that show...that character he plays in the wheelchair ("I want that one") is a crack up especially when he gets up and walks everytime the other guy looks away!
 

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yup the guy in the wheelchair is absolute gold.....
"how did you get up there?"

"I fell!"
 

PJ

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...lol...Vicky Poulson is a crack up too!
 
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Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

Elton is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a litre of prune juice."

Elton asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for."
 

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