Dylan Walker Out

[PONTIAN SEA EAGLE]

Sounds like he did a dessie at parra stadium.

 

[BOZO]

How many weeks would Dylan be out for if he punched a player ?

 

[double hoops]

Walker has let everybody down but non more so then his coach, Trent Barrett. Baz must be livid.

Imagine your job, reputation as a coach being on the line, your career most probably dependant on how many games your team wins for the remainder of the year, you struggle all year, your team finally gets a win. It's the first time things at this club are looking up. And Walker he single handedly (pun intended) goes and hurts the teams chances.

I don't mind young fellows having a bit of self confidence, but seriously did he think it would be the door that came off second best.

Seems like everything Manly stood for is being lost and what we now have may as well be termed the Northern Eels.

 

[HoldenV8]

Dare I say it.....he left his brain at the door.

 

[southsideeagle]

What a joke! Only $10,000. He earns more than that a week. How about 4 x weekly pay + a fine?

 

[Waz13]

On the upside this disaster will be over in a few months. 2017 can't come around soon enough.

 

[Shoe1]

Dare I say it.....he left his brain at the door.

At least he didn't leave his face in a jar by the door.

 

[Little Grubber Kick]

Dylan's most recent infraction merely accords with the Sea Eagles' 'Yes, Dickheads' policy, one of Bozo's gifts to ZtH.

ZtH is of course Head Dickhead (without portfolio) and has been feeling increasingly lonely as the coterie of dickheads he mentored has fallen away.

Yes, one does have to wonder about the ending of the "No Dickheads" policy, it would seem that with the preponderance of dickheads around the game it was just too limiting to the playing roster.
BUT!
How about some fine tuning, some basic IQ testing or whatever, would we then at least be able to keep the Stupid Dickheads out?

 

[Turbo]

Lol

 

[Turbo]

Haha

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

Turbo that is about as smart as the rival fans who still heckle Snake for sexual assault. Bird was found not guilty of the glassing incident.

 

[Turbo]

Turbo that is about as smart as the rival fans who still heckle Snake for sexual assault. Bird was found not guilty of the glassing incident.

I don't make them I just found them on facebook

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

You didn't "just" find it on Facebook, you also posted it to a public forum.

 

[NYEagle]

You didn't "just" find it on Facebook, you also posted it to a public forum.

Interestingly, Manly odds to win the warriors game and their top 8 chances have firmed since the door attacked Dylan's hand.
I had a think about this...perhaps without his missed tackles near the line, hogging of the ball, and lack of attitude Manly might just be better off??.
I would think against a big nasty Warriors outfit you need the man of steel back in the centres with a NZ international so these gaps can be plugged.
There you go, some positive spin.
NYEagle

 

[HappilyManly]

Hard to believe, but a fear of wooden doors is a clinical disorder

Hylophobia, also known asxylophobia, ylophobia, anddendrophobia, is a psychological disorder defined by an irrational fear of wood, forest or trees
Treatment:
Phobias such as hylophobia are usually treated by putting the patient in therapy and making them recall the incident in question, and making them see it from an adult perspective. This is often a hard task, as the original incident will have been forgotten, andhypnosis or anti-anxiety medicine may have to be used.
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Lets chain Walker to the goal post till he makes peace with wooden objects

 

[yokahontas]

Really??? Jeez that's gone off the radar...
Probably deliberately off the radar, by the engineers and I'm gunna try and look it up.
Probably erased!!

http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl...ion-in-byron-bay/story-fn2mcuj6-1225718223425

You can still find it online, surprisingly!

 

[double hoops]

Knock knock.

 

[wedgetail eagle]

If a wooden door gets punched & there's nobody awake to hear it....

 

[NYEagle]

If a wooden door gets punched & there's nobody awake to hear it....

Unless you beat it with a wooden spoon, something Dylan seems quite keen to become an owner of.
NYEagle

 

[HoldenV8]

At least he didn't leave his face in a jar by the door.

As opposed to leaving it in a jar in a car in a storage locker? Very Silence of the Lambs