Drought in Australia

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PJ

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Its so dry that........

HIH Insurance has come out of liquidation.

If the England cricket team wasn't touring we'd never see ducks.

The Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal.

We're actually drinking the new Vanilla Coke

You're only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am.

The Government has introduced a water pistol buyback scheme.

Thieves are siphoning off radiators instead of petrol tanks.

I'm encouraging the kids to wee in the pool.

Jesus has turned the wine into water

We are having to hand feed the rocking horse.

John Howard says that the so called 'children overboard' was so they

could walk to Australia.

Everyone is now an expert - because you can't find anyone who is wet

behind the ears.



All the bottom of the harbour tax schemes are re-surfacing.

I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

All the Baptists have become Anglicans.


I've sent my indoor plants out on agistment.

All the dogs are marking their territory with chalk.

Some of the 4WDs in Balmain have actually got dust on them.

NOW THAT'S SERIOUS.
 

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