Doctors and the 'wee' test.

globaleagle

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So the other day I had to get a check up from a doctor.

Drink plenty of water for your pee test they said.

Being the good boy I am, I drank litres of the good H2O stuff.

Needless to say, even in the waiting room I was 'busting' to go.

Finally my name was called and in I ran.

"Hi Doc, can we get to the urine test.....stat?"

Fine he said. I'll leave the room, just pee into this cup.

Now I grabbed the cup...and what the hell??? It was a tiny little cup about a shot glass in size!!!

"We only need a little bit he said"

"A friggen little bit!!!! I drank 2 litres!!!"

Now I am no mathematician, but I do know that 2 litres will not go into a 30ml shot glass.

It was too late, out it came like Niagara falls.

Looking around, there was nothing in the examination room. No sink, no toilet, no window, nothing.

What to do????

Well, I grabbed my willy to 'stem the flow' and

well

lets just say I now know what my pee tastes like.

Damn doctors!!!!!
 
why are people so unkind?


(ok, like i got nothing, but i am glad you guys aren't in the audience at the montreal comedy festival )
 
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You crack me up globaleagle.
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Where is Hat when you need it?

Really, the quality of debate on this Forum has sunk to a new low following our exit last weekend.
 
The Who said:
Where is Hat when you need it?

Really, the quality of debate on this Forum has sunk to a new low following our exit last weekend.

OH YEAH????

You're just a subject pronoun so what do you know? Nuttin!



That's not an argument.

Yes it is

No it isn't

Yes, it is!

No it isn't!


edit: Time for bed. Keep your hands outta the warm water boys and girls.
 
@[globaleagle] why didn't you just slip it into your shoe? Lord knows that's what I would have done (that is if I were in the same situation I would have used my shoe - not yours)
 
Hey! Someone moved this thread (correctly) without telling me, now my head is spinning!


voicefromthehill said:
@[globaleagle] why didn't you just slip it into your shoe? Lord knows that's what I would have done (that is if I were in the same situation I would have used my shoe - not yours)

In my shoe??? But....That's just gross!!!!

Nthn NSW said:
GE!!Your fu**in crazy

< edited to correct bad language >

"Like a fox!"

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edit: no one ever reads threads in here!
 
WESTIE said:
no sink.....where does your doc wash his/her hands between patients ??

Well...according to one of the above posters.... in his shoe, I guess.

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