So the other day I had to get a check up from a doctor. Drink plenty of water for your pee test they said. Being the good boy I am, I drank litres of the good H2O stuff. Needless to say, even in the waiting room I was 'busting' to go. Finally my name was called and in I ran. "Hi Doc, can we get to the urine test.....stat?" Fine he said. I'll leave the room, just pee into this cup. Now I grabbed the cup...and what the hell??? It was a tiny little cup about a shot glass in size!!! "We only need a little bit he said" "A friggen little bit!!!! I drank 2 litres!!!" Now I am no mathematician, but I do know that 2 litres will not go into a 30ml shot glass. It was too late, out it came like Niagara falls. Looking around, there was nothing in the examination room. No sink, no toilet, no window, nothing. What to do???? Well, I grabbed my willy to 'stem the flow' and well lets just say I now know what my pee tastes like. Damn doctors!!!!!