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  1. clontaago

    By:clontaagoMar 2, 2006
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    WHITE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
    Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

    IRISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    ITALIAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
    ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a mistress.

    JEWISH WOMEN:
    First Date: You get terrific head.
    Second Date: You get even more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    CHINESE WOMEN:
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

    INDIAN WOMEN:
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    BLACK WOMEN:
    First Date: You get to buy her a really expensive dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    MEXICAN WOMEN:
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila,
    and have sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
    looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

    ARAB WOMEN:
    First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts,
    Uncles,Friends and entire arab community finds out.
    Second Date: You are shot dead.
    No third date.
     
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    By:Canteen WorkerMar 2, 2006
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    Sensational but why have you changed your nic??
     
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    By:clontaagoMar 2, 2006
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    Sold the horse a little while ago so thought I would update.
     
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    By:DanMar 2, 2006
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    about time....stooge.l.. you know I will be calling you douglass now instead of doug!
     
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    By:MatabeleMar 2, 2006
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    Is that Doug's fiance in his avatar?
     
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    By:clontaagoMar 2, 2006
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    ooh wait til I tell her!! She's not my fiance just yet anyway!!
     
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    By:clontaagoMar 2, 2006
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    And you nancy boy, dont start me!!
     
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    By:MatabeleMar 2, 2006
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    Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

    Ain't new love sweet.
     
  9. ManlyBacker

    By:ManlyBackerMar 3, 2006
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    I think Douglas' pic goes back to about 6 weeks ago when the two lads were sprouting about being footloose and fancy free - sorta like Rover.
    Now they are on a leash and if it doesn't work out their attempts are Rusty and I am putting up Rocky as another possibility. ;)
     
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    By:clontaagoMar 3, 2006
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    We were discussing that last night actually, the whole honeymoon period thing.
     
  11. clontaago

    By:clontaagoMar 3, 2006
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    hehe, on a leash, Never!!

    And the pic is actually my boy Pepsi. pure bred Kelpie, winner of several shows, his dad won the Royals in Sydney and Brisbane. He lives with my folks in Sydney, Nikki and I are buying a place later this year and when I said to my dad I was going to bring him down here he cracked it. So looks like I will have to buy another dog.
     
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    By:PJMar 3, 2006
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    ooh wait til I tell her!! She's not my fiance just yet anyway!!

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    I dare you to show that post to nik ;)
     
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