Commuter Talk

[ManlyBacker]

It is damn hard to compete with the spastic marathon thought from the other day but this cames from the SMH. Supposedly real overheard conversations:

Girl1: So. He's great, huh?
Girl 2: Yeah. He's great. He's really great. He's lovely.
Girl1: And what about... the physical side of things?
Girl 2: Nothing much has happened. I mean... I am a lesbian, after all.
Girl 1: Tricky.

 

[byso]

 

[Matabele]

Apparently there are 20,000 fewer men between the age of 30-40 in Australia?

Plenty of other fish in the sea for that bloke.

 

[Fro]

Thanks for the vote for the Marathon MB, I've got squillions.

As I'm sure does anyone with an inbox and more than 3 people in their contacts list

 

[Dan]

I misread the title of this post and expected it to be full of 1 & 0's

 

[Matabele]

I thought it would be about how long it takes all of Sydney boys to get home each night.

Suckerrrrrrrrssssss

 

[Dan]

me? takes me between 10 and 30 minutes. not bad

 

[Fro]

30 mins is 25 mins longer than here

 

[Dan]

yeah but you have to live where you live

 

[Matabele]

Yep, fresh air and space. Do you know what that is?

 

[Fluffy]

And sheep shagging is a sport

 

[Matabele]

Actually the security cameras out Bathurst way had you paying for that priviledge Fluffy.

Even the sheep baulked at giving you a freebie.

 

[ManlyBacker]

Yep, fresh air and space. Do you know what that is?

The stuff between your ears? :blaugh: :yeah: :twisted:

 

[Matabele]

There's really no comeback to that MB.

Got me and got me good.

 

[ManlyBacker]

OMG *sits down* *sips pims*

 

[Fro]

yeah but you have to live where you live

Dont have to Dan, Choose to, just like I choose not to be able to see the air that I breathe.

And Fluffy, dont knock it till you've tried it

 

[Dan]

bah.. a little polution is good for you sinus

 

[Fluffy]

Actually the security cameras out Bathurst way had you paying for that priviledge Fluffy.

Even the sheep baulked at giving you a freebie.

Must be my evil twin havnt been that far west for years.

Where i grew up i had plenty of fresh air, bushland and free space yet lived just 10 mins to hornsby, best of both worlds