It is damn hard to compete with the spastic marathon thought from the other day but this cames from the SMH. Supposedly real overheard conversations: Girl1: So. He's great, huh? Girl 2: Yeah. He's great. He's really great. He's lovely. Girl1: And what about... the physical side of things? Girl 2: Nothing much has happened. I mean... I am a lesbian, after all. Girl 1: Tricky.