Don't forget player x has been training the house downCan't wait to read reports that:
The pre-season training is the most gruelling EVER
The boys are fitter than EVER
The new players have fitted in with the playing squad like a hand in a glove
Turbo has never felt better nor stronger
Foran has taken a leadership role . . .
In fact, there is no need to wait. I can cobble together each story now.