If we are going to be back as a serious PREMIERSHIP contender we need to make several big call changes, and make at least 3-4 astute purchases, including at least one mega star forward.
This is my CLEAN OUT + WISH LIST.
Obviously these are my opinions only
ALREADY GONE:
Cherry-Evans - how stupid he didn't take one more year and go out a one club legend, but there's obv deep politics
Sipley - great servant, wish him well
Tevaga - terrific job, pity only a year
Aloiai - for mine never really up to it, and culturally question marks
Talau - can't understand letting him go only to buy Wilson
Chee Kam - sadly wasn't up to first grade
Schoupp - ditto CK
CLEAN OUT:
Tom Turbo - love him to death, but he's just not getting any better or less injured, let him go to UK, get a huge $1m back
Jake Turbo - love him even more, but the modern 6 again game has passed him by, UK or retire, get a hugr 900k back
Ben Turbo - also loved, but truth is not a first grader at almost any other club, let him go with Tom to UK
Brooks - did a good job, but he's never gonna win us a comp, time to move on and free up the 6 for Walsh
Waddell - just not first grade standard, now or ever
Brown - did a good job, but also wouldn't be in first grade at most other clubs, time to move on
Croker - been an absolute warrior, but truth is hasn't figured for 2 seasons now, time to move on or medically retire
COMING:
Kobe Hetherington - immediate swap for Burbo
Blake Wilson - completely mysterious signing, what does it say to talented Faulalo waiting behind Saab, Garrick, Hoppa?
WISH LIST:
Payne Haas - remember when we used to buy Gillespie, Carroll, Roberts, Kennedy, Kite etc - just pay him Tom and Jake salary
Davvy Moale - close to signed, a 22 year old big prop is exactly what we need, and imagine what he'd learn from Haas
Owen Pattie - huge talent but now in a 3 way queue at Canberra with Starling and incoming Jayden Brailey
Tui Kamikamica - off contract, just get him
Nelson Asofa-Solomona - teach him to aim a bit lower, and he could be our new Ian Roberts or better
SALARIES ALREADY LEAVING: 7
SALARIES TO CLEAN OUT: 7
TOTAL: 14
SALARIES ALREADY COMING IN: 3
SALARIES ON WISH LIST: 5
TOTAL: 8
That would save 6 salaries, including 2m alone for Turbo bros, that's enough to buy Haas and back ups listed.
To those saying we'd never get Haas, many thought we'd never get Carroll, Gillespie, Roberts, Kennedy, Kite, Ridge, O'Connor, Jamie Lyon, etc etc etc, but we DID, and they won us premierships.
And to those saying he wouldn't leave Bris, tell that to Parra with Lomax about to bail. Players move fast when the $ are in front of them.
DREAM TEAM 2026:
1. Hopoate - give him the reins
2. Saab - sure needs hands and defence improvements, but that raw speed is irreplaceable
3. Koula - either centre or fullback
4. Faulalo - way too good for reserve grade, it's time to let him own centre
5. Garrick - average centre, but great finishing winger
6. Walsh - let him learn from Fogarty - he can handle it (and he's already bigger than guys like Jayden Campbell)
7. Fogarty - not DCE but a very handy substitute
8. Paseka - welcome back
9. Pattie - we need a new gun dummy half and now (and could be better than Da Silva who we missed out on)
10. Haas - would completely turn the club around AND attract other names, remember we once got names this big
11. Olakau-atu - could be best player in comp if injury free
12. Hetherington - GF win won't hurt
13. Navale - it's time
14. Simpkin - great 30 min back up 9
15. Kamikamica - could be an absolute bargain brute for us
16. Osafa-Solomona - teach him to tackle lower and imagine the damage he could do
17. Bullemor - we all love him, but use him as bench injection not a starting prop
18. Moale - back up prop, first picked on bench
19. Laiafi - emerging prop talent
20. Hart - emerging edge forward talent
21. Maugututia - emerging dummy half talent
22. Wilson - replaces Talau (for reasons unknown) but solid back up wing/centre
23. Willett - emerging winger
LET'S DO IT.
This is my CLEAN OUT + WISH LIST.
Obviously these are my opinions only
ALREADY GONE:
Cherry-Evans - how stupid he didn't take one more year and go out a one club legend, but there's obv deep politics
Sipley - great servant, wish him well
Tevaga - terrific job, pity only a year
Aloiai - for mine never really up to it, and culturally question marks
Talau - can't understand letting him go only to buy Wilson
Chee Kam - sadly wasn't up to first grade
Schoupp - ditto CK
CLEAN OUT:
Tom Turbo - love him to death, but he's just not getting any better or less injured, let him go to UK, get a huge $1m back
Jake Turbo - love him even more, but the modern 6 again game has passed him by, UK or retire, get a hugr 900k back
Ben Turbo - also loved, but truth is not a first grader at almost any other club, let him go with Tom to UK
Brooks - did a good job, but he's never gonna win us a comp, time to move on and free up the 6 for Walsh
Waddell - just not first grade standard, now or ever
Brown - did a good job, but also wouldn't be in first grade at most other clubs, time to move on
Croker - been an absolute warrior, but truth is hasn't figured for 2 seasons now, time to move on or medically retire
COMING:
Kobe Hetherington - immediate swap for Burbo
Blake Wilson - completely mysterious signing, what does it say to talented Faulalo waiting behind Saab, Garrick, Hoppa?
WISH LIST:
Payne Haas - remember when we used to buy Gillespie, Carroll, Roberts, Kennedy, Kite etc - just pay him Tom and Jake salary
Davvy Moale - close to signed, a 22 year old big prop is exactly what we need, and imagine what he'd learn from Haas
Owen Pattie - huge talent but now in a 3 way queue at Canberra with Starling and incoming Jayden Brailey
Tui Kamikamica - off contract, just get him
Nelson Asofa-Solomona - teach him to aim a bit lower, and he could be our new Ian Roberts or better
SALARIES ALREADY LEAVING: 7
SALARIES TO CLEAN OUT: 7
TOTAL: 14
SALARIES ALREADY COMING IN: 3
SALARIES ON WISH LIST: 5
TOTAL: 8
That would save 6 salaries, including 2m alone for Turbo bros, that's enough to buy Haas and back ups listed.
To those saying we'd never get Haas, many thought we'd never get Carroll, Gillespie, Roberts, Kennedy, Kite, Ridge, O'Connor, Jamie Lyon, etc etc etc, but we DID, and they won us premierships.
And to those saying he wouldn't leave Bris, tell that to Parra with Lomax about to bail. Players move fast when the $ are in front of them.
DREAM TEAM 2026:
1. Hopoate - give him the reins
2. Saab - sure needs hands and defence improvements, but that raw speed is irreplaceable
3. Koula - either centre or fullback
4. Faulalo - way too good for reserve grade, it's time to let him own centre
5. Garrick - average centre, but great finishing winger
6. Walsh - let him learn from Fogarty - he can handle it (and he's already bigger than guys like Jayden Campbell)
7. Fogarty - not DCE but a very handy substitute
8. Paseka - welcome back
9. Pattie - we need a new gun dummy half and now (and could be better than Da Silva who we missed out on)
10. Haas - would completely turn the club around AND attract other names, remember we once got names this big
11. Olakau-atu - could be best player in comp if injury free
12. Hetherington - GF win won't hurt
13. Navale - it's time
14. Simpkin - great 30 min back up 9
15. Kamikamica - could be an absolute bargain brute for us
16. Osafa-Solomona - teach him to tackle lower and imagine the damage he could do
17. Bullemor - we all love him, but use him as bench injection not a starting prop
18. Moale - back up prop, first picked on bench
19. Laiafi - emerging prop talent
20. Hart - emerging edge forward talent
21. Maugututia - emerging dummy half talent
22. Wilson - replaces Talau (for reasons unknown) but solid back up wing/centre
23. Willett - emerging winger
LET'S DO IT.