Church Puns Competition

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"FIGHT truth decay" is a favourite. "Come in for a free faith lift," is another – two examples of the toe-curling puns plastered across so many notice boards outside British churches.

Now the hunt is on for the best pulpit pun, with a £500 ($1217) prize for the number one religious slogan.

"It never fails to amaze us how many interesting posters there are," said Margaret Slater of the church property specialists Congregational & General Insurance who are organising the competition.

"Some of the puns really make you smile and we've seen some great examples of creative copywriting too," she said.

Among the classics she cited were "CHXXCH – Have you guessed what's missing? U R!" and "God, you're great!"
 
"The most powerful position is on your knees"

"Don't let worries kill you, let the Church help"

"The best Vitamin for the Christian is B1"

"Jesus is coming, everyone look busy"

"Bible study 7PM, Bring Bible, scissors"
 
The low self-esteem group is meeting tonight in the church hall. Please use the back door!!

Tonight we are focusing on giving and the pastor is going to up his pledge. Up yours too!!!
 

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