CHINESE PROVERBS - Velly good !

PJ

Bencher
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tyred.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok ..

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch arse should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Woman who fly upside down in plane, bound to have crack up.
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A few more :

Seven day honeymoon make hole week

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Woman who sleep with Judge get honourable discharge

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Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offspring

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Man who drive like hell bound to get there

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Man who sit on tack bound to get point

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Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants

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Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion (couldnt be our cliff now could it?)

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