Caption time

[silvertail]

Bragging rights award for wittiest one liner

 

[niccipops]

It will happen Cupcake. They'll legalise gay marriage.

 

[manlyfan76]

Who knows, you me a disabled toilet in some nightclub somewhere...

 

[bones]

"Hey Sammy....I'd love it if you'd be the third man in me since Monday."

 

[silvertail]

Toilet caption takes the lead, variations welcome

 

[Rambo1987]

Hey Sammy who's ya daddy....

 

[MissKate]

"I agree grapple is my favourite position too"

 

[RL Gronk]

We don't need a knife we can just smash this bottle.

 

[globaleagle]

I give you my word I'll join you at the Broncs.

My word, Sammy! A man's word is his bond.


or:

conjoined twins still cant count to 5.




(meh)

 

[niccipops]

I know the Manly match was tough Greggy and I will give you a cuddle, but away from the cameras.

 

[HappilyManly]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/greg-inglis-reneged-on-deal-with-brisbane-broncos-due-to-concerns-over-then-coach-ivan-henjak/story-e6frexp0-1226634254203
An actual quote from the DT today:
A source close to Inglis added last night: "Greggy left Melbourne vulnerable after the salary cap scandal and wanted to be with a club that would show him some love.

Those meanies at the Scum only showered him with money and gifts FFS😡

 

[MadMarcus]

The coach told us to put our heads together and come up with a game plan.

 

[Utility Player]

Tasmania, that's in Queensland

 

[mozgrame]

Queensland and International rep stars applauded for hosting the first Queensland Country B&S Head Lice Ball.