Bozo has finally brought the Bondi Junction Transit Lounge effect back to Brookvale. Only about 34 years late. Thus inspired, I thought I would pen a little ditty for all our new players:
Come ride the little bus,
that is rolling down the track,
to the junction.
Forget about your criminal record,
it is time to relax,
at the junction.
Lotsa perps, you bet.
Even more, when you get,
to the junction.
Brookvale Junction.
There's a former fortress,
called Brookvale Oval,
at the junction.
Brookvale Junction.
It is run by no one,
come and giggle in jest,
at the junction.
Brookvale Junction.
And that's Uncle Boze,
he's a movin' kind of slow,
at the junction.
Brookvale Junction.
When they hear the final bell,
from the referee from hell,
at the junction.
Folks will walk a country mile,
to get away from Bozo's pile,
at the junction,
But the players we now deserve,
are those shoddy gits who serve,
at the junction,
Brookvale Junction.