Blind Salesman

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> A woman goes into Myers to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
> She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over
> to the counter.
> The Myers salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.
> She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
> He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
> counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
> sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
> anyway.
> He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
> reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all round combination, and it's
> on sale this week for $44."
> She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
> of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse,
> her credit card drops on the floor.
> "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,"he says.
> As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.
> At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way
> the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.
> The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."
> The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it
> was on sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?" "The Duck Caller is
> $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."
 

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