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Captain Moondog

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I've been wearing Akubras for a long time....I started off with a Stylemaster an old bloke called Charlie gave me in the Narrabeen Antler around 1973....later on I've bought Cattlemen, Riverinas etc......bought a Akubra Sombrero yesterday and the chick in the store reckoned it suited me.... my young bloke reckons I bought a big hat 'cause my dicks shrinking....is this true or is he just some unAustralian weirdo?
 
I've been wearing Akubras for a long time....I started off with a Stylemaster an old bloke called Charlie gave me in the Narrabeen Antler around 1973....later on I've bought Cattlemen, Riverinas etc......bought a Akubra Sombrero yesterday and the chick in the store reckoned it suited me.... my young bloke reckons I bought a big hat 'cause my dicks shrinking....is this true or is he just some unAustralian weirdo?
2 things

1. The girl in the store is paid to tell you it suits you.
2. How is anyone on here supposed to know if it's true that your dick's shrinking? (please don't post a timeline of photos)
 
When I was working on cattle stations I’d always get either a Woomera or the Sombrero.
I can’t wear a ball cap, burns my ears, I like plenty of shade.
I can’t believe the prices of these hats now. IMG_1533.jpeg
My daughter in a Sombrero hat a few years back.
 

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