Big Hats

[Captain Moondog]

I've been wearing Akubras for a long time....I started off with a Stylemaster an old bloke called Charlie gave me in the Narrabeen Antler around 1973....later on I've bought Cattlemen, Riverinas etc......bought a Akubra Sombrero yesterday and the chick in the store reckoned it suited me.... my young bloke reckons I bought a big hat 'cause my dicks shrinking....is this true or is he just some unAustralian weirdo?

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

Probably just a side issue but, is your young bloke actually young or is that just a figure of speech?

 

[Captain Moondog]

Probably just a side issue but, is your young bloke actually young or is that just a figure of speech?

He's a fat bastard who talks a lot. (28 going on 5 )

 

[Uk eagle]

I've been wearing Akubras for a long time....I started off with a Stylemaster an old bloke called Charlie gave me in the Narrabeen Antler around 1973....later on I've bought Cattlemen, Riverinas etc......bought a Akubra Sombrero yesterday and the chick in the store reckoned it suited me.... my young bloke reckons I bought a big hat 'cause my dicks shrinking....is this true or is he just some unAustralian weirdo?

2 things

1. The girl in the store is paid to tell you it suits you.
2. How is anyone on here supposed to know if it's true that your dick's shrinking? (please don't post a timeline of photos)

 

[Captain Moondog]

2 things

1. The girl in the store is paid to tell you it suits you.
2. How is anyone on here supposed to know if it's true that your dick's shrinking? (please don't post a timeline of photos)

1 Yeah, I was pretty sure she didn't want to **** me.
2 Once you hit 65 that's it, dicks gone, you just grow another arsehole....

 

[wedgetail eagle]

When I was working on cattle stations I’d always get either a Woomera or the Sombrero.
I can’t wear a ball cap, burns my ears, I like plenty of shade.
I can’t believe the prices of these hats now.
My daughter in a Sombrero hat a few years back.

 

[globaleagle]

.... my young bloke reckons I bought a big hat 'cause my dicks shrinking....is this true or is he just some unAustralian weirdo?

Why can't both be true?

 

[Captain Moondog]

When I was working on cattle stations I’d always get either a Woomera or the Sombrero.
I can’t wear a ball cap, burns my ears, I like plenty of shade.
I can’t believe the prices of these hats now.View attachment 28616
My daughter in a Sombrero hat a few years back.

Cost me $360 and that was with a discount.

 

[BOZO]

Have a Great Hat day feathered friends

 

[globaleagle]

 

[BOZO]

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Great Photo !

 

[manlyfan76]

Big hat
No cattle