Wouldn't it be good to be the commentator?
Such quotes one could come up with:
"I think the Titans can sniff out a win tonight."
"I think the Titans may have got a sniff of a try but the ref will send it upstairs to be sure."
"They got over the stripe but lost the ball while they tried to sniff the line."
"Oh look he has white powder all over his face. It appears the Manly forward has rubbed his nose on the chalk. Oh no wait it appears he has done that to himself."
"The police have been called to check that white powder on the field is chalk and nothing else."
"After a big run they are really breathing heavy and sucking in the big ones. Then the co commentator says - "No that's not oxygen they are sucking down it might be something else."
Just a few lines (oops) I was trying to sign off.
Just a few thoughts.