Attn Bus driver

Matabele

Journey Man
Dear Bus Driver

After Saturday night's game, please ensure that you leave one M Monaghan in the city from whence he came. It'd be even better if you could slam the door in his face (thereby breaking his jaw and shutting his mouth) and run over his foot (which might enable him to pull a grubber up INSIDE the in-goal area in future).

Also, you will be given an envelope. It contains an invoice for $400,000 for the seasons of 2004/5 and a further invoice for $720,000 for the next three years. Please be sure to leave it with Raiders management.

Thank you.
 
Maybe you should let Jason King stay with him Mr Bus Driver...just to make sure he's alright!
 
Use the cost of fuel as justification as well
 
Given the price of fuel, maybe Watmough could do his best Dash Invincible impersonation and power the bus home.

shoo fly.
 

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