AT LAST A POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE

PJ

Bencher
An Aussie, an Asian and a Leb are in a bar one night having a
beer.
The Asian drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air,pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Asia
our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same
one twice."
The Leb obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says, "In Lebanon we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Aussie, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Asian and the Leb. He says "In Australia we have so many Asians and
Lebs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
 

PJ

Bencher
Also to all you prudes out there who might think this joke is a bit much- if I can take Aussie jokes and have a laugh at myself so can everyone else!
 

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