Ashes predictions

nodd

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result- Aussies 5- zip
leading run scorer - Matt Hayden
leading wicket tacker - Brett Lee
Warnie's 700th wicket- Ian Bell in the 1st innings 3rd test
 
result- Aussies 4- zip
leading run scorer - Ricky Pointing
leading wicket tacker - Brett Lee
Warnie's 700th wicket- he won't last the series- he'll die of a sexually transmitted disease after the second test
 
Result: Aussies 4 - 1
Leading Run Scorer: Ricky Ponting
Leading Wicket Taker: Shane Warne
Warnies 700th: Kevin Peitersen
 
thats the worlds fastest acting STD 🙂

result 3 - 1 Aus
runs J Langer
wickets S Clark or M Johnson (whicever plays in Brisbane)
Warnes 700th, a cocktail waitres at Treasury casino
 
thats the worlds fastest acting STD 🙂

result 3 - 1 Aus
runs J Langer
wickets S Clark or M Johnson (whicever plays in Brisbane)
Warnes 700th, a cocktail waitres at Treasury casino

it has been festering for a few years now but has worsened in the lead up to the Ashes....he is just trying to win them back before it takes him....
 
Aussies 4-1 (first 3 games will end in 4 days or less - we'll loose the last because it wont matter)
Hussay to score most runs....again...Hayden not far behind
Least runs scored by a batsman - Clarke
Wickets - Lee (and at least 1 batsman hospitalised by one of his bouncers.
Warnes 700th - who gives a (censored) PJ's probably got it right - Warne is a (censored)
 

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