Another New Sponsor - GoCatch

In other news, MWSE have announced that the use of a team bus will be come redundant under the new sponsorship of GoCatch.
The team bus will be replaced by 21 gocatch drivers that are studying accountancy and are using their cousins car to avoid the 20 work hour rule.

It is expected that the new arrangements may cause some minor hiccups with players missing at game start time. However, based on past experience this should not alter the teams chances of winning or indeed scoring a point.
 
I'll put this week's theme twist on it.....

gocatch is basically another uber so I wonder if the taxi drivers will all get up in arms about it (like they did with uber) and the govt will listen to them like they did with the newsagents re: lottoland and try to ban them.

Then Manly will have two banned sponsors, lottoland and gocatch

fmd why can't we just get normal, reliable sponsors????

sack everyone and jerk knees like they just hit puberty!!!!!!


ta dah!

I think GOCATCH are part of the TAXI network so they are ok with it. I think it sends a taxi first and if no taxi is available then a ride share is sent. that keeps the taxis happy.
 
I think GOCATCH are part of the TAXI network so they are ok with it. I think it sends a taxi first and if no taxi is available then a ride share is sent. that keeps the taxis happy.

Cool, my post was kinda tongue in cheek as well. 🙂
 
Because we cant win a game. The players get into punch on's after visits to strip clubs, we rort the salary cap, take performance enhancing drugs, fix our own games, sack anyone with a 'c e or o' in their name every 6 months and last but not least we are the sea eagles after all...
Is that it? Drop in the ocean. Nothing our PR department can't fix. Starting with their name, jump in with the new sponsors and call them GoGetfuuckedPR.
 
The media will have a Secret pic of Hastings catching a Gocatchme to the game this weekend. And the brand of the car will of course be one of the great reliable Mazda vehicles. If you live anywhere near Brookvale, why would you want to travel or any other brand of car!
 

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