Accident

[PJ]

I had a little car accident this morning when I ran up the arse of this car in front of me.
I got out of the car to see that it was a dwarf driving the car I hit.
He walked up to me a said, "I'm not happy."
So I said, "Which one are you then?"

 

[Nutzcraw]

nice!

Sounds like he was grumpy.

 

[Canteen Worker]

he thought you were dopey!!!!

 

[Canteen Worker]

or wanted to report you for peadaphilia - as you were feeling happy!!!!

 

[Nutzcraw]

Maybe PJ was just sleepy

 

[PJ]

all night with Snow White is bound to tire the little fellas out...she's insatiable!