47MVEagle
Bencher
Just remembering some of the stuff I've seen & heard over the years on the Brookie hill LOL.
Funniest was Manly vs Sharks & this little feral bloke was hanging off the timber balcony at the side of the beer shed in amongst group of full on diehards.
He was effing & blinding like a sailor about the ref being a cheat, this bloke did this, the touchie was that etc.
At some point these 2 big blokes & a woman with a baby in her arms stopped to chat to one of the diehards & one of the blokes politely asked old mate to watch his language as there were women & children around (I reckon it was more the volume & frequency of his delivery than the actual content that bothered the bloke as old mate, despite being a little fella, had quite a voice on him).
So old mate made a genuine effort, you could tell, as he started censoring his outbursts after that so instead of stuff like " YOU FARKEN CHEATING CARNT!!!" it was more like "OH YOU FFFFFFFFF!!!!! YOU fffffff....CHEATING AAAARGGHHH!!! OH FFFFFFAAAARRR OUT COME ONNNN!!!" for few minutes...
...until he couldnt help himself any more & just let rip with his usual flow.
So the big bloke who'd politely asked him to mind his language goes "Mate, I asked you to----" to which old mate replied "OH GET FARKED, IVE ONLY FARKEN SWORN TWICE YA CARNT!!!"
LOOOOOOL!!!!
Big bloke grabbed old mate by the throat but didn't realise a security guard was on the other side of old mate & ended up being asked to leave HAHAHA.
Funniest was Manly vs Sharks & this little feral bloke was hanging off the timber balcony at the side of the beer shed in amongst group of full on diehards.
He was effing & blinding like a sailor about the ref being a cheat, this bloke did this, the touchie was that etc.
At some point these 2 big blokes & a woman with a baby in her arms stopped to chat to one of the diehards & one of the blokes politely asked old mate to watch his language as there were women & children around (I reckon it was more the volume & frequency of his delivery than the actual content that bothered the bloke as old mate, despite being a little fella, had quite a voice on him).
So old mate made a genuine effort, you could tell, as he started censoring his outbursts after that so instead of stuff like " YOU FARKEN CHEATING CARNT!!!" it was more like "OH YOU FFFFFFFFF!!!!! YOU fffffff....CHEATING AAAARGGHHH!!! OH FFFFFFAAAARRR OUT COME ONNNN!!!" for few minutes...
...until he couldnt help himself any more & just let rip with his usual flow.
So the big bloke who'd politely asked him to mind his language goes "Mate, I asked you to----" to which old mate replied "OH GET FARKED, IVE ONLY FARKEN SWORN TWICE YA CARNT!!!"
LOOOOOOL!!!!
Big bloke grabbed old mate by the throat but didn't realise a security guard was on the other side of old mate & ended up being asked to leave HAHAHA.