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A comparison of NRL footy teams to their female equivalent

clontaago

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Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.

St George -Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.

Parramatta Eels - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.

Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others It can get ugly.

Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.

NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.

Brisbane Broncos - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.

Cronulla Sharks - Jenna Jamieson. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more.

Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

North Queensland Cowboys - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back.

Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.

Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well.

Manly Sea Eagles - Rikki Lake. Everyone used to hate her but now she is met with little more than indifference.
 

clontaago

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I wish it was UP!! A friend emailed it to me this morning. Love the Titans one
 

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titans one is fantastic. but I think we can do better than that.

Manly = Riki lake please!
 

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Manly = Mariah Carey past champion who lost a bit of "Glitter" and looked to be gone but now back better than ever with some major enhancements.
 

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I'd have the Bulldogs as Condaleeza Rice - tolerated, but everyone can't wait to see them fall.
 

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Maybe the Roosters could be Condaleeza Rice: everyone knows they are secretly sleeping with the people in charge.
 

Matabele

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I was also going to say, you'd never get in bed with Condaleeze Rice.


The Roosters would be Lindsay Lohan - well known for partying and being famous for being famous, but haven't acheived anything of note in the past two years.
 

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Manly Martina Hingis - dominant in the 1990s, dissapeared from view for several years and now struggling to come back with an underpowered front end.
 

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Souths: Anna Nicole Smith- everyone would be happy is she just went away and if it wasn't for rich backers she wouldn't be anyone!
 

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Cronulla - Michelle Wie. Try to make the cut with the men but really should be back in the LPGA.
 

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Titans - Shappelle Corby. You can get in, but you cant get out!!!!!
 

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Newcastle: Florence Griffith Joyner....she has the medals (had she dead now) but we still know she cheated!
 

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Norths - Chloe Jones. Could never quite make it to the top of the tree, was constantly getting beaten by her neighbour and no longer exists.
 

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2020 Ladder

Team P W D L PD Pts
1 Panthers 19 17 1 1 257 35
2 Storm 19 16 0 3 266 32
3 Roosters 19 14 0 5 282 28
4 Eels 19 14 0 5 100 28
5 Raiders 18 12 0 6 106 24
6 Rabbitohs 19 11 0 8 117 22
7 Knights 18 10 1 7 53 21
8 Sharks 19 10 0 9 10 20
9 Titans 19 8 0 11 -147 16
10 Tigers 19 7 0 12 -61 14
11 Warriors 18 7 0 11 -115 14
12 Sea Eagles 19 7 0 12 -122 14
13 Dragons 18 6 0 12 -58 12
14 Cowboys 19 4 0 15 -168 8
15 Bulldogs 19 3 0 16 -180 6
16 Broncos 19 3 0 16 -340 6
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