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A comparison of NRL footy teams to their female equivalent

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by clontaago, Sep 22, 2006.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.

    St George -Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

    Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
    recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

    Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn't.

    Parramatta Eels - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.

    Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others It can get ugly.

    Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.

    NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

    Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.

    Brisbane Broncos - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.

    Cronulla Sharks - Jenna Jamieson. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more.

    Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

    North Queensland Cowboys - J-Lo. Quality all over, but especially good down back.

    Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.

    Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well.

    Manly Sea Eagles - Rikki Lake. Everyone used to hate her but now she is met with little more than indifference.
     
  2. PJ

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  3. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    If that's your own work Doug I'm impressed
     
  4. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    I wish it was UP!! A friend emailed it to me this morning. Love the Titans one
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    titans one is fantastic. but I think we can do better than that.

    Manly = Riki lake please!
     
  6. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    Manly = Mariah Carey past champion who lost a bit of "Glitter" and looked to be gone but now back better than ever with some major enhancements.
     
  7. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I'd have the Bulldogs as Condaleeza Rice - tolerated, but everyone can't wait to see them fall.
     
  8. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the Roosters could be Condaleeza Rice: everyone knows they are secretly sleeping with the people in charge.
     
  9. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I was also going to say, you'd never get in bed with Condaleeze Rice.


    The Roosters would be Lindsay Lohan - well known for partying and being famous for being famous, but haven't acheived anything of note in the past two years.
     
  10. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Manly Martina Hingis - dominant in the 1990s, dissapeared from view for several years and now struggling to come back with an underpowered front end.
     
  11. PJ

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    Souths: Anna Nicole Smith- everyone would be happy is she just went away and if it wasn't for rich backers she wouldn't be anyone!
     
  12. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Cronulla - Michelle Wie. Try to make the cut with the men but really should be back in the LPGA.
     
  13. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Titans - Shappelle Corby. You can get in, but you cant get out!!!!!
     
  14. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle- Kate Moss.....say no more!
     
  15. PJ

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    Newcastle: Florence Griffith Joyner....she has the medals (had she dead now) but we still know she cheated!
     
  16. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Norths - Chloe Jones. Could never quite make it to the top of the tree, was constantly getting beaten by her neighbour and no longer exists.
     
  17. Stuey Davis Socks

    Stuey Davis Socks Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Cronulla - Glenn Close, Demi Moore or Sharon Stone. Losers when it comes to the big awards.
     

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