[Resurrected] 2021+ On & Off Season Misdemeanors

You can't help but question a mans life choices when you see him photographed with a vodka cruiser.

hahaha

That reminds me one time 'years ago' (probably 20+...fml) three mates and I had just finished a round of golf in Brisbane somewhere.

It was a hot day, so once at the 19th hole it was drink time.
I don't drink beer (as it's disgusting) so I thought...stuff it, I'll ask for one of those vodka cruisers.

The barman said "Sorry, we're all out."
"Out?" I asked.

He sheepishly looked at my friends, back at me and said (almost apologetically)...
"Yes, we're all out. It was ladies day yesterday and they drank them all."

I can still hear my three 'friends' bursting out laughing so loud an earthquake was recorded.

"One beer then...thanks," I grumbled.
 
Will pull out the same excuse as Melbourne duo Munster/Smith from a few of years ago.

I was thinking the same thing.

Whilst I don't remember the actual punishment it seems to be:

NRL: Did you take coke?
Player: "Nah"
NRL: "Well we can't prove it was, but it's not a good look so ... minimum fine of some dollars."

NRL - pats themselves on the back for a job well done, and give themselves a bonus. Which they spend on hookers and blow.
 
hahaha

That reminds me one time 'years ago' (probably 20+...fml) three mates and I had just finished a round of golf in Brisbane somewhere.

It was a hot day, so once at the 19th hole it was drink time.
I don't drink beer (as it's disgusting) so I thought...stuff it, I'll ask for one of those vodka cruisers.

The barman said "Sorry, we're all out."
"Out?" I asked.

He sheepishly looked at my friends, back at me and said (almost apologetically)...
"Yes, we're all out. It was ladies day yesterday and they drank them all."

I can still hear my three 'friends' bursting out laughing so loud an earthquake was recorded.

"One beer then...thanks," I grumbled.
Hooray for peer pressure!
 
Isn't it illegal to cover up crimes, or to be a party to them.
Yes yes if you're at a party and someone lights up a joint you must immediately call the cops, then remain on the scene so you can identify the perp when SWAT arrives (but never get invited to a party ever again) 😎
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I posted earlier that in my eyes the people who take these pics are dogs. You are supposed to be a mate or have been entrusted to be in the room at that time.

To say it's up to the NRL to name and shame them is ridiculous. Pick your mates better or be smarter than to let someone you don't know into your inner sanctum.
 
I posted earlier that in my eyes the people who take these pics are dogs. You are supposed to be a mate or have been entrusted to be in the room at that time.

To say it's up to the NRL to name and shame them is ridiculous. Pick your mates better or be smarter than to let someone you don't know into your inner sanctum.
Im not disagreeing, however My understanding is he was a guest at someone else's party, so I imagine not everyone there would be part of his inner sanctum, and possibly with a grudge to grind .......still falls back on Latrel to be more vigilant and "private"
 
I mean, obviously the NRL has to be seen to be doing something but honestly who cares.

I'm getting older so rarely do these shenanigans anymore but Ive done with NRL players, doctors, lawyers, teachers, nurses, pilots.

It is beyond rife, it is normalised
 

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