We've blamed the media, the owners, the fat bloke, the coach, the players, and even the Dalai Arther for the poor start to the season but I think we've overlooked the major culprit: that bloody canoe!
Oh yes, let's drag a canoe up a mountain to improve fitness and camaraderie. That worked!
Ever since then, the players all hate each other, injuries galore, and we're up •••• creek without a paddle!!
Oh yes, let's drag a canoe up a mountain to improve fitness and camaraderie. That worked!
Ever since then, the players all hate each other, injuries galore, and we're up •••• creek without a paddle!!