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Weekend Chuckle

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Canteen Worker, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    A taxi driver picked a nun up from a taxi rank and during the drive the man says to the nun, excuse me sister, all my life since I have been a good little jewish boy I have dreamed of kissing a nun, do you think it would be all right I I gave you a kiss.

    The nun thought a bit and said Ok, climbed in the front when the taxi driver pulled over and let the driver give her a bit of a passionate kiss and then the nun climbed back over the back and they went on their merry way.

    Shortly after the man started to cry and said sister, I am so sorry, I am not a jew, I'm actuallycatholic and I am real sorry for what I have done in kissing you, it was just on the spur of the moment type thing, can you forgive me said the driver.

    The nun thought a bit more and said, "Thats OK mate, my names really kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party."!
     

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