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wednesday funny

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Booval Big W
    (large Australian retail store) with her two kids in tow, screaming
    obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Big W - nice
    children you've got there -- are they twins?"

    The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
    they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why
    the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look
    alike, ya dickead?"

    "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
    would f*ck you twice!"
     
  2. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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  3. earl

    earl Active Member

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    Nice one pj.
     
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    Nutzcraw Active Member

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