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Tuesday Funny

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Fro, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
    The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
    The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
    Why? Do you think they look alike?"
    No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    that my friend is gold.
     
  3. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Thank you kind sir, I try my best
     
  4. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    lately I have taken to the line from "Kalifornia"

    "Goddamn!, did you see that woman, she was butt ugly"
    "Hey how did you shave that dawg and teach it to walk?"
     

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