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Todays Proverb

Discussion in 'Silvertails Soapbox' started by Clint, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. Clint

    Clint . Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    +1,632 / 14
    by Sophocles -
    "I would prefer even to fail with honor than win by cheating"....
  2. Moondog

    Moondog Grey-beard loon Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    Hervey Bay
    +3,410 / 32
    Lyrics to The Philosopher's Drinking Song :
    Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
    Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. ..

    David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
    And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
    There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
    Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
    John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
    Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
    Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
    And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
    And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
    "I drink, therefore I am."
    Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
    A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
  3. Clint

    Clint . Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    +1,632 / 14
    haha - I was thinking of a particular NRL team from down south when I posted this - but I'll drink to that. :D
  4. dowdz

    dowdz Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    +852 / 5
    Obviously not a quote in the Storm's home dressing room

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