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Thursday Humour

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, May 31, 2007.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

    +121 / 0
    Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie
    engineer are all working together one day and they come across a
    lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish,
    which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
    the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With the blink of
    the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
    Afghanistan,Lebanon, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
    Americans or Australians can come into our precious state." POOOFF!
    Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around
    those countries.

    The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
    about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet
    high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can
    get in or out; it's totally impenetrable." The Aussie Engineer sits
    down, cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water".........
  2. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

    +4 / 0
    Someone put that one up not long ago but it was about a wall surrounding NSW..........

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