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Thursday Funny

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Nutzcraw, May 17, 2007.

  1. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    For his birthday Little Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $300,000
    and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

    The next day the father saw Little Matt heading out the front door
    with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Matt told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I
    heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $300,000 mortgage and no f**king bike!"
     
  2. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Gold Nutz, I Love it
     

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