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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Matabele, Jan 19, 2006.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    An ex School Teacher was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
    particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
    couple of dollars for dinner.
    The ex School Teacher took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and
    asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead
    of dinner?"

    No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

    Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
    No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend
    all my time trying to stay alive."
    Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the
    man asked.
    Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20
    years!"
    Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of
    food?" the man asked.
    What sort of disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the
    homeless man.
    Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
    going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
    The homeless man was astounded.. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
    doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man
    looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex.".........
     
  2. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    I dont get it, makes sence to me
     
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    Stevie Active Member

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    Ryan Well-Known Member

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