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Slightly politically incorrect joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Utility Player, Nov 3, 2007.

  1. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    A young Aboriginal boy is going through his kitchen where his mother is making a cake. He spots a bowl of flour and puts his face into it. With a big grin he turns to his mother and says "look mum i'm white". His mother seeing the mess he has made gives him a smack, his father comes in from the lounge room and also gives him a smack and his grandfather comes in from the backyard and gives him a whack as well.

    His mother looks at the boy and says "Well I hope you have learnt your lesson" to which the boy replies "yeah, I've only been white for a few minutes and I hate you black bastards already".
     
  2. kingyfan

    kingyfan Member

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    Good one Pauline.
     
  3. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    I wish I was black.
     
  4. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I think even a blackfella could spell flour properly
     
  5. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Reminds me of an oldie, but one mighty non-PC joke.

    Q: What do you call 7 aborigines in a jail cell?
    A: A mobile.
     
  6. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    most of the young pricks on here think a mobile is something you make phone cals with MB :)
     
  7. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Australia - the hidden South Africa.
     
  8. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Yeah Full of verbose Rhodesians :)
     
  9. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    At least we had the courage of our convictions to make our policies official.
     
  10. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    then run away when it backfired
     
  11. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    White Australia policy ring a bell Matas? as abhorrent as it was.
     
  12. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    White Australia Policy seems to be unoficially alive and well if this thread is anything to go by.
     
  13. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Cant say I disagree with that comment Matas
     
  14. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Though I did think you'd pick up the spelling error!

    By the way, it's "can't".
     
  15. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    nobodies perfect Matas
     
  16. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  17. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    At least someone got it
     

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