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Sick Oneliners

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, May 22, 2006.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    I need some more sad oneliners so I thought I'd start up a thread ...I'll get it started with a couple...

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.


    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent..
     
  2. Normie

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    2 nuns were having a bath, 1 says "Where's the soap?" & the other replies "Certainly does!"

    A man was at the zoo & he saw a sign saying "Beware the Llama spits", and he was!
     
  3. Utility Player

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    Man walks into a Doctors office with a steering wheel Sticking out his fly. Dr says how did that happen & he replies dont know but it's driving me nuts
     
  4. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Lol- I like the nun one!

    A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you but don't start anything."

    "Doc- I can't stop singing the "Green Green Grass of Home."
    "Sounds like you might have Tom Jones Syndrome."
    "Is it common?"
    "Well, it's not unusual."
     
  5. Normie

    Normie Well-Known Member

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    A man was found dead with a weet bix up his arse.
    The police are looking for a cereal killer!
     

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