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Potential Divorce

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Ryan, Feb 16, 2006.

  1. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    I told my wife that if we win say $15 million on powerball, I'd be paying Manly's salary cap for them for a year (3.5 million). She told me to shut the hell up, and in fact (she stated), "You know, you actually probably WOULD!!". I replied "yep". So she says:-

    "Your just stupid. If I win powerball, I'm not going to tell you!!".

    I wonder if I would notice !!
     
  2. The Fonz

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    Why would ur mrs stay with you if she won lotto. She could have the beaver!
     
  3. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Why settle for second best Fonz. She has perfection as it is. Plus, she prefers to sleep with men that doesn't sleep with headgear on !!!
     
  4. Fro

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    If I won 15 mill on powerball I could have all the beaver I wanted
     
  5. The Fonz

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    *finds Ryans joke so amuseing he laughs profusely*

    Nice one.
     
  6. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    If you have to pay for it dude - it aint worth having.
    That said, a wife is a very draining expense....

    j/k ladies.... :clap:
     
  7. Fro

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    Everyone pays for it in one way or another Rhino.

    And no I've never paid cash for it :)

    you think all those hot chicks flock to rich old farts for their personality?
     
  8. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.
     
  9. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Ooops....he he he...she has already turned 30 in 05. My biggy..
     
  10. Fro

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    shes out of Warranty, hope nothing breaks on her before you trade up :)
     
  11. Garts

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    Very true my friend. With me...it's my sanity !!! Nah - my girl is the best...I'll just trade her in when she reaches her 30's.
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    thats what I keep saying.

    have to remind her that my lease is almost up, so you better stop giving me grief otherwise I will upgrade to a new model, but if you behave I might payout out the residual.
     
  12. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    if thats your missus in your avatar garts your Balloon payment would be a good one :)
     
  13. Garts

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    I love my avatar :D
     
  14. The Fonz

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    I love your mrs boobs.
     
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