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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by byso, Apr 29, 2008.

  1. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Subject: FW: Geoffrey the (INSERT RACE)


    A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Geoffrey,

    the only  (INSERT RACE)  in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
    oysters and BBQ and flirting.

    At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.
    "The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Geoffrey in the pool!

    Geoffrey was fighting the croc and kicking its ass!
    Geoffrey was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh!t, like head butts and chokeholds, biting 
    the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

    The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Geoffrey and the croc were screaming and raising hell.
    Finally Geoffrey strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a  K-mart goldfish.

    Geoffrey then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring  at him in disbelief.

    Finally the host says, "Well, Geoffrey, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

    Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Geoffrey.

    The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet."

    "How about half a million bucks then?"

    "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Geoffrey.

    The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.

    How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?

    Again Geoffrey said no.

    Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Geoffrey, then what do you want?"

    Geoffrey said, "I want the name of the c*nt who pushed me in the Pool.
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    :)

    That was pretty good
     
  3. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    What race did you insert ;)
     
  4. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    It was a good joke without inserting any mention of race. ???
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    exactly right MB
     
  6. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    Have we come to expect anything more?
     
  7. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Insert whitebread westie redneck
     
  8. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    Stawell gift
     
  9. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    Stawell gift
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    Take a bow Fluffster
     

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