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NRL Teams Female Equivalent

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Ryan, Jun 5, 2007.

  1. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and
    uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
    want to yawn.

    St George -Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but
    still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

    Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
    recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

    Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario :
    you still wouldn't.

    Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison. Cops a pounding but are always
    around in the final scenes, even if they are choking..

    Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others
    it can get ugly.

    Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it
    rough and dirty.

    NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

    Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't
    done anything for a while.

    Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the
    same father in charge for entire existance.

    Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
    anything.

    Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
    assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

    North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
    good at the back.

    Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up
    front.

    Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
    quite well.

    Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still cant produce any juniors.
     
  2. Crushercleal

    Crushercleal Active Member

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    Haha I like the Parra and Nth Qld one. The Manly one is not too far wrong either! :( Stupid Julia Gillard - can't stand her looks, and her voice is even worse.
     
  3. Duff

    Duff Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    We have heaps of juniors. They just never get selected.
     
  4. The Insomniac

    The Insomniac Active Member

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    One of the classics Ryan. very funny. well done.
     
  5. Stuey Davis Socks

    Stuey Davis Socks Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  6. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Ryan, I take it you got that from LU !
     
  7. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Nope. A mate sent it to me at work.
     
  8. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I dare say Manly has more Juniors than quite a few of the other clubs.
     
  9. Joey

    Joey Active Member

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    bulldogs - paris hilton - adhd, drugs, cheating, gangbangs, drink driving, jailbird
     
  10. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    That is gold!!!! You did leave off blaming the media and everyone else for the problems.
     

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