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News: Start the season before someone gets hurt!

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by MadMarcus, Mar 13, 2011.

  1. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    <p>IT WAS 6am, and NRL boss David Gallop was looking forcefully into his bathroom mirror performing his daily affirmations. ''Today I will be the best possible chief executive of the best NRL in the world!'' he repeated, as the can of shaving foam he was shaking exploded violently, shattering the mirror and leaving Gallop with mild lacerations.</p>


    <a href="http://www.silvertails.net/news/5423-start-the-season-before-someone-gets-hurt.html">Read the full article</a>
     
  2. Brewski

    Brewski Member

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    That's awesome!!!
     
  3. Pablo

    Pablo Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    wtf was that.
     
  4. Merdy33

    Merdy33 Active Member

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    A pretty funny read
     
  5. Pablo

    Pablo Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    yeah but what agenda was the author pushing?
    Are we supose to feel sorry for gallop or something?
     
  6. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I didn't think there was an agenda Pablo.  I think he was just taking the p!ss.
     
  7. Andrew..

    Andrew.. Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    A very amusing read :)
     
  8. swoop

    swoop Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Very amusing. I think he was trying to point out how incompetent the NRL/Gallop are.
     
  9. WAMF

    WAMF Well-Known Member

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    Good stuff.
     
  10. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Im coming out of the gate early and declaring that that article is a complete work of fiction.

    I mean how gullible do they think we are to believe that headline "NRL Stars In Violent Nude Hot Tub Porn Star Betting Scandal Romp" without the words "alcohol fuelled" at the beginning.
     
  11. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    You could be the editor for the Daily Telegraph Jatz!
     
  12. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Thats a low blow Marcus  ;)
     
  13. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I wish a Manly fan were the editor of the DT....
     
  14. willstyles

    willstyles Active Member

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    This is a joke, yes? Ben English (sports editor at the Tele) is a Manly fan.
     
  15. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Just had a call from Des to inform me that there was one glaring error in this article.

    "As Gallop walked down the drive-way past the large brown mess covering his BMW - what were the odds of a flock of 700 seagulls defecating simultaneously on one car? "

    They were of course, 700 Sea Eagles.
     

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