1. Nathan Gardner - Just like Christmas. He came now he's gone. 2. Stewart MillsÂ - Never heard of him. 3. Ben PomeroyÂ - Yeah 4. Colin Best - Should be called Colin Worst. 5. John Williams - There will be 3 Williams playing on monday...This one is the ****test. 6. Todd Carney - Good 5/8...Even better pisshead. 7. Jeff Robson - Reserve grader 8. Bryce Gibbs - Softest prop in the game. Had a go in 2005 and been living off it since. 9. Isaac De Gois - Bent by Bennet, Saved by Sharks, Trampled by T-rex...if he dares tackle him. 10. Ben Ross - Done it tough...poor bloke. 11. Jeremy Smith - Hasn't done anything since joining Cronulla...No big deal...Cronulla havnt done anything for 40yrs.Â 12. Jayson Bukuya - The man spells his name Jayson. Well i hope he gets ****ing Smayshed on monday.Â 13. Paul Gallen - One of the greats...even if he does look like he's made out of Lego. Not ever winning an NRL trophy must be frustrating. For us as supporters it's hard enough watching our team lose. But never knowing what it's like to win the comp once must be hard for their fans...I think these are the things that would relate to never winning the comp. Walking 10miles to mcdonalds to be served fresh air. Losing your legs then your arms fall off the day you recieve your wheelchair. Meeting the girl of your dreams and your johnson falls off. Running 1km home from the pub busting for the loo and soiling your undies at the toilet door. So on monday night win or lose theres always reason to smile.