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My latest joke.

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Fro, Aug 2, 2006.

  1. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Ive been off Crook for a while but here is my attempted foray into the humour ranks...



    The Pal Dog Biscuit Diet


    A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....

    I was in KMart buying a large bag of Pal for my Labrador Retriever
    and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,
    although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
    time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
    ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
    it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply
    eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
    nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention
    here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my
    story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd
    been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no.....I'd
    been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.


    I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
     
  2. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    That is sensational!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    If that is original Fro, you should look at a new vocation. It is a mighty funny story! Well done.
     
  4. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Sorry MB its not my work, wish it was :)

    just another of the many emails recieved by us all. Every now and then there is a gem in amongst the rubbish.
     
  5. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    I have to say thats one of the best ive heard in a while
     
  6. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    It could do with a more natural feel to the story but otherwise the sentiment is hilarious
     

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