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Monday's joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Guest, Sep 5, 2005.

  1. Guest

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    Monday's joke

    Amanda Vanstone was being driven around the countryside in her limo by her driver. Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hits the cow. Slightly shaken up, the driver goes to see if the cow is alright.

    " Is it alright? " asks Amanda from the comfort of the back seat. The driver prodded the cow with his foot, and shook his head............ No ma'am, it's dead." " Well you were driving, not me, so you go and tell the farmer what happened! " So the driver goes off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later the driver came back holding a bottle of Champagne, with his clothes scruffy and all messed up..........................

    " Oh my God, what happened to you ? " , Amanda exclaimed as she saw the driver. " Well ma'am, the farmer gave me this bottle of Champagne, the farmer's wife gave me a kiss, and their daughter had sex with me"

    " What the hell did you say ? "
    Well ma'am, I just said..........." I'm Amanda Vanstone's driver, and I just killed the cow."
  2. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Monday's joke

    Thats gold!
  3. Hopium

    Hopium Member

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    Monday's joke

  4. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    Monday's joke

    Good one Tookes
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Monday's joke

    lol that is Gold

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